i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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