the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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