I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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