Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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