the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Life is so much better after having sex.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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