That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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