We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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