i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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