No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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