So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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