the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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