I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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