Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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