Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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