he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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