I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
it was like eating out sand paper
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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