I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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