Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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