Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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