He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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