whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
