How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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