if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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