it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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