How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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