we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
Randomize
