i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
