I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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