would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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