This dress was meant to end up on your floor
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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