U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
