Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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