Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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