From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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