Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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