Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
