Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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