if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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