my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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