Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He better not be in your backpack
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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