This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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