Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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