Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Boobs speak an international language.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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