he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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