i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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