If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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