At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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