also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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