found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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