That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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