these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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